Another cock tale

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Wednesday, 23 September 2009

Three lads are on holiday in Amsterdam and they decide to go a brothel.

They are waiting in the bar for a prostitute to come free when the first lad is called into one of the rooms by a really good looking tart. He comes out and the others ask him how he got on.

"Fucking great". I gave her fifty quid and she goes to the fridge gets out some pineapple rings, puts them over my cock and the slowly eats them off. Best blow jonb I ever had."

The second lad says "Well I fancy some of that but I'm gonna see what I get for a hundred" She comes out and he follows her to the room and twenty minutes comes out gasping.

"You were right mate. She did the pineapple rings then put a ring of raspberries on top of them. Eat it off. Bleeding brilliant."

The third lad goes in and gives her two hundred pounds. Four minutes later he comes out and they ask him what happened.

"Well I was laying there with my cock up and she puts the pineapple rings round, then the layer of raspberries. She then got some yogurt and covers my knob to the bell end then stuck a stawberry on top. Well it looked so fucking good I ate it myself."

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