An elephant is drinking water along the river when he spots a turtle asleep on a log. The elephant ambles over and kicks the unsuspecting turtle clear across the river.
"Why did you do that?" asked a nearby giraffe.
"Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 47 years ago."
"Wow, you have some memory!" says the giraffe.
"Yes, indeed," says the elephant,