Mick walks into a pub in a coal mining village in wales and orders a pint of beer. Whilst drinking he notices a man sitting in the corner with a very flat head and a cauliflower ear and starts chuckling to himself about the mand looks. The barman comes over and says;
"Oi don't laugh at Joe over there he's a local hero he is. When the mine collapsed a few years back he saved over seventy men by standing underneath a top beam support so the men could get out."
"Oh I see." said Mick "That must be how he got the flat head but what about the cauliflower ear?"
"Well, thats we they banged him into place!"