I'm an American marine, SIR.

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Saturday, 19 September 2009

An American battleship is on maneuvers in the Pacific and the Major in charge in a right bastard. He tells all the marines on board to be on deck at six bells, completely naked for inspection. He is walking down the line and stops at one marine and head butts him in the face, The marine flinches but does not move.

"Did that hurt SOLDIER" says the Major

"NO SIR"

"And why not?"

"BECAUSE I AM A US MARINE"

"Very good, carry on"

He walks a bit further and stops at another marine, head butts him, knees him in the bollocks and kicks his shins. The marine groans, falls forward slightly and groans again.

"Did that hurt SOLDIER"

"NO SIR"

"And why not?"

"BECAUSE I AM A US MARINE"

"Very good, carry on"

He continues down the line and notices a big cock between the legs of a marine. He takes his baton and with all his might he hits it. The marine doesn't move an inch and has a slight smile on his face. The major repeats the attack hitting the member six times. Again the marine doesn't even flinch. Starting to be annoyed the major launches all out attack and beats it until it is black and blue. The soldier is un miffed. Breathless the major says

"Did that hurt SOLDIER"

"NO SIR"

"And why not?"

"Because it the man's behind me, SIR"

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