A woman was enjoying a woodland walk early one morning when she came across a frog sitting on a lily pad. As she passed, she was startled when the frog spoke.
"Are you married?" it enquired. The woman said she was and the frog said he would grant her three wishes, though anything she wished for would happen 10x over to her hubby.
"Ok, your first wish is?" said the frog.
"To be the richest woman on earth," replied the woman. The frog reminded her that'd make her hubby 10x richer and she said, "Yes but what's his is mine so that's ok."
"Your second wish is?" croaked the frog.
"To be the most beautiful woman on earth," she replied. The frog said this would make her hubby 10x more gorgeous but she reasoned, "Yes, but I'm the most beautiful woman on earth so why would he overlook me?"
"And your third wish is?" enquired the frog.
"To have a mild heart attack" she grinned.