Yo Mama's So Fat Jokes

Submitted by Mig93

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Sunday, 30 August 2009

Yo mama's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.

Yo Mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.

Yo Mama's so fat, the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turns!"

Yo mama's so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Yo mama's so fat, that she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.

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