A bunch of Mexicans are running down a hill, what is going on?
A Prison Break.
Did you hear about that one Mexican that went to college?
Yeah.. me neither...
Did you hear about the Mexican who threw his wife over a cliff?
When the police officer asked him why he'd done it he said, "Tequila! Tequila!"
Did you hear about the winner of the Mexican beauty contest?
How do you get 50 Mexicans is a phone booth?
Throw food stamps in it.