Yo mama's so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR
Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was ma-kin' a booty call.
Yo mama's so stupid, she has a glass door with a peep hole
Yo mama's so stupid, she traded in her car for gas money.
Yo mama's so stupid that she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

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