The Shaky Old Lady

Submitted by norma snockers
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Sunday, 30 August 2009

A little old, blue haired lady shakily walks into a porno shop. She can barely get to the counter because she's so wobbly. But she finally makes it. She asks the clerk in a shaky voice, "Do you have di-ildoos?"

The clerk replies, "Why, yes we do." The little old lady then asks, "Do yo-uu haa-ve one abow-ut 6 innn-ches long a-and about 2 in- ches thick?" The clerk politely replies. "Yes, ma'am." "Does it ru-n
on 2 AA baa-ter-eees?" She shakily asks. He nods, "Yes."

"Do you kno- ow how to tu-urn the damn thing ooo-ff?"


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