A man walked into a restaurant and seated himself. Soon, the waitress came over to take his order. "... and to drink?" she asked. The man said he would like coffee. The waitress promptly returned with a cup of coffee, but spilled it on the man's lap when she stopped at the table.
"Oh my God! I am so sorry!"
"That's OK," the man said, as the waitress was sopping up the puddle on his crotch with a towel, his penis was getting aroused. "But tell me, is this regular or decaf?" "Regular," she replied, as she kept rubbing his obvious erection.
"Oh great... now this thing is going to be up all night!" .