JESUS is Waching you

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Wednesday, 19 August 2009

A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you".

He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?".

He spots some money on a table and takes it.

Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you".

He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it!

He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?".

It said "YES".

He then says "What's your name?".

It says "MOSES".

The burglar says " What kind of person names his bird moses??"

The parrot replys "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS ROTWEILER "JESUS".


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