Off with the Tramp Stamp

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Saturday, 8 August 2009

Helen was walking hurriedly down the street.

Gladys stopped and inquired.

"Where are you heading so fast, sweetie?"

"To the tattoo parlor. I have to get rid of my "Purple Passion."

"You mean that "tramp stamp" on your tailbone?"

"Yep."

"Why? That's so beautiful."

"Because Mother Superior said it was too distracting at the convent."

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