Those USB ports are sooooooo small. Then I thought the CD drive would be fun until it closed on me. Oh my God the pain. It was like a guillotine.
I'm staying away from the hard drive. It sounds too gay anyway.
Man, have I learned a giant lesson. Please follow my advice. You'll find more on Microsoft KB 32765852927409.
P.S. what did I ever name the company "Microsoft?"