An Englishman goes into a French restaurant and asks for a bowl of 'Le Custard'
"I am very sorry Sir, but do you mean 'La Custard'? 'LA Custard'?" the waiter retorted.
"I just want a bowl of Le Custard," the man replied.
"But Sir, you must mean La Custard, it is La Custard, not Le Custard."
"Will you just get me a bowl of Le Custard," the now irritated man replied.
"But Sir, it is LA Custard, it is female," the waiter persisted.
"Listen, just get me a bowl of custard, I want to eat it, not fuck it"
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