St. Peter reportedly told Jacko upon the King of Pop's arrival at Heaven's gates that he would not be spending eternity there after all; being 80% plastic, Jackson was simply recycled.
Can't take credit for this one.
It was circulating the next afternoon!
Here's another "quickie":
Q: How did they know Krista McAuliffe had dandruff?
A: They found her head and shoulders on the beach.
Tasteless, but that's another one that was circulating mere hours after the space shuttle blew up in 1986.