"King of Pop Bottles"

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Monday, 6 July 2009

St. Peter reportedly told Jacko upon the King of Pop's arrival at Heaven's gates that he would not be spending eternity there after all; being 80% plastic, Jackson was simply recycled.

Can't take credit for this one.

It was circulating the next afternoon!


Here's another "quickie":

Q: How did they know Krista McAuliffe had dandruff?

A: They found her head and shoulders on the beach.


Tasteless, but that's another one that was circulating mere hours after the space shuttle blew up in 1986.

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