Wife Hunt

Submitted by birbee

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Monday, 29 June 2009

Two old guys are pushing their carts around Asda when they collide.

The first old guy says to the second guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.'

The second old guy says, 'That's OK, it's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.'

The first old guy says, 'Well, maybe I can help you find her..
What does she look like?'

' The second old guy says, 'Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, and is wearing short shorts.
What does your wife look like?'

To which the first old guy says,

'Doesn't matter, let's look for yours.'

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