One night around 10 pm a police officer pulls over a car that was speeding, and approaches the car. Inside, a husband is swearing and cursing at his wife, but stops his abusive language when the cop stands beside him.
"Sir, do you realize that you were doing 112 miles an hour in a 50 mile per hour speed zone?" asks the cop.
"I told him he was going too fast!" his wife claims, from the back seat. "He's been doing over 100 since we left his brother's house!"
"Shut up, you old bag!" the husband snaps.
"And how far away is your brother's house?" asks the cop.
"It's ten miles back that way, officer," the wife states, helpfully. "You'll notice the three cars my husband damaged along the way!"
"I told you to be quiet, you stupid cow!" the husband snaps.
"I'm just trying to be helpful!" the wife claims. "When we get home I'll show you where you left your driver's licence, too! I'm sure it's on the coffee table beside my--"
"SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP! You big fat loud-mouthed--" the husband starts to shout, until the officer interrupts him.
"That's enough, mister! Ma'am, is he always this abusive?"
"Oh, not at all," she assures him. "Only when he's been drinking all day!"