A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He'd scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant. Once at the fancy place, to his dismay she ordered almost every most expensive item on the menu. She ordered appetizers, everything from calamari to
escargot, lobster, prime rib, champagne, crepes suzette, the works!
Finally he asked her, "Does your mother feed you like this at home?"
"No," she answered, "but my mother isn't expecting to have sex with me later tonight."