Mrs Brown and Mr Brown sought the help of their local pastor in resolving their differences. As the local pastor interviewed both of them, a heated argument ensued.
Then Mr. Brown said something Mrs Brown did not like. Mrs. Brown swung a round-house punch, the husband docked and the punch landed squarely on the pastor's jaw.
He collapsed on the floor in a daze. Mrs. Brown was all apologies and regrets.
Mr Brown turned round to give the dazed pastor a helping hand. As the pastor got up rubbing his jaw, Mr Brown said apologetically, "My apologies too pastor, but if you had lived with this woman long enough,you would have know when to dock."