Suzie: Miss, can my mommy get pregnant?
Teacher: How old is your mommy?
Suzie: She is 36.
Teacher: Yes, she can Suzie.
Suzie: And my sister? Can she get pregnant?
Teacher: How old is your sister Suzie?
Suzie: She will be 19 next month.
Teacher: Then yes, she can definitely get pregnant.
Suzie: How about me miss, can I get pregnant?
Teacher (Smiling): How old are you Suzie?
Suzie: I am 8.
Teacher (Still Smiling): No Suzie, you can definitely not get pregnant!
Little Johnny from the back: See Suzie? I told you we had nothing to worry about!
Teacher fainted.
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