Pregnant

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Monday, 4 May 2009

Suzie: Miss, can my mommy get pregnant?

Teacher: How old is your mommy?

Suzie: She is 36.

Teacher: Yes, she can Suzie.

Suzie: And my sister? Can she get pregnant?

Teacher: How old is your sister Suzie?

Suzie: She will be 19 next month.

Teacher: Then yes, she can definitely get pregnant.

Suzie: How about me miss, can I get pregnant?

Teacher (Smiling): How old are you Suzie?

Suzie: I am 8.

Teacher (Still Smiling): No Suzie, you can definitely not get pregnant!

Little Johnny from the back: See Suzie? I told you we had nothing to worry about!

Teacher fainted.

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