Bluey the wonder dog

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Wednesday, 30 March 2005

An Aussie and a Yank.... oops American are sitting in a boat... fishing.... they have both taken their dogs along for the outing...

After a couple of drinks (well ok 2 bottles of rum & a six pack of Fosters Lager) the Aussie starts bragging...

He tells the Y..American that his dog is the greatest bloody animal on the face of the earth & intelligent too.... he says "I can tell him... (Bluey) to do anything... and he will... and what's more he does it all on voice command".... "No worries" he says.

The American .... looks at him totally unimpressed and says " Nah .... (Buster) here is by far the greatest dog on earth, he'll do anything and then some.... In fact here I'll show you".

Bull sh.... er..... rubbish slurs the Aussie... "I'll show ya".

He calls the attention of Bluey & says now Blue go back to the Ute (Pick Up) & grab me another can of Fosters outa the Esky (Ice Cooler)..... but ...now listen Blue you've gotta be bloody careful cos there's some of that Heineken stuff mixed in there... yer wouldn't give that to a Jap on Anzac Day (Memorial Day)... OK.. Blue now go get it"

Blue jumps out of the boat swims all the way back to the Ute (Over a mile) hops straight onto the tray, lifts the lid of the cooler & next minute is swimming like a shark is after him back to the boat.... When he arrives back (almost 2 minutes later) he jumps straight in the boat pops the top off the beautiful amber fluid & dutifuly passes it to his master.... There ya go says the Aussie... beat that ya bast... illegitimate person.

The American say's "Yeah No worries" or words to that effect... and orders Buster to retrieve a bottle of Heineken... As quick as a flash Buster jumps out of the boat, & RUNS across the surface of the lake like Jesus on steroids... He gets to the Ute jumps in sniffs in the Esky & within a couple of seconds he's running back to the boat on his hind legs whilst removing the cap from the Heineken... Buster gets back to the boat jumps in and passes the bottle to his smug faced master...

"There say's the American..... did y'all notice something different"?..........

"Yeah" says the Aussie .................................................... I did notice .................... the poor bastard can't swim!

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