Two kinds of cats

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Saturday, 4 April 2009

There are two kinds of cats:

Those that lay in the middle of the floor and refuse to move when you walk by: as if to say "fuck you walk around me and make sure you don't step on me"; and those that run whenever you get like 5 feet near, no matter how long you have had them.

The first type makes you mad as shit, like you arrogant bastard, show me some respect, because to you I'm like god.

The last type hurts your feelings, like remember me the idiot that saved you from the streets feeds you and cleans up your shit.

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