Sucking Lifesavers

Submitted by MsTerri

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Wednesday, 25 March 2009

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch in Bonita Springs doing nothing.

One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?"

The other replies, "Oh, sure I do."

The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?"

The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver."

After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?"

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