Not a joke, but I hope you find it amusing.
Now that I am retired, I am trying to build up my record collecting of '60's and 70's titles.
Some sites have limited space for the track title, and again for the artist. So we end up with something like:-
Reasons to be Ian Dury
(Reasons to be cheerful by Ian Dury & the
Others recently are:-
Get it up for David Cassidy
Fool Al Matthews
Video killed The Buggles
She's in love with Suzi Quatro
It's different for Joe Jackson
Just can't give you Mystic Merlin
Hold on to my Jimmy Ruffin
You'll always find Jona Lewie
Are you getting Hot Chocolate
Feels like I'm in Kelly Marie
Can't stop the Village People.
(Sorry if this appeals mainly to the UK readers)