Big Savings On Your Sins!

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Saturday, 28 February 2009

A priest and a rabbi have decided to brunch together sitting in the priest side of a confessional; their repast was interrupted briefly by a young woman: "Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I slept with three strange men this week."

"Say five 'Hail Marys' and five 'Our Fathers' to show contrition." said the priest.

Soon after, another woman showed up: "Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I slept with three strange men this week."

Again, the priest asked for five 'Hail Marys' and five 'Our Fathers'.

"Please excuse me," he said to the rabbi,"I have to use the little boy's room; can you watch things for me?"

"Sure." said the rabbi.

Shortly, yet another young woman entered the confessional and said,"Forgive me Father for I have sinned, I slept with two strange men this week."

The rabbi sat up enthusiastically,"Say five 'Hail Marys' and five 'Our Fathers' then go sleep with one more, We're having a special this week!"

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