Fart Funnies

Submitted by Mr. Lizard
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Thursday, 26 February 2009

A woman goes to see a doctor about her excessive flatulence.

"Doc, it's relentless; I've been farting at home all day, I farted constantly on the bus on the way over here, I was letting loose continuously in the waiting room, and I'm farting even as we speak!"

"I just thank God that they're the quiet, stealthy farts," added the woman, "Or I don't know how I could show my face in public!!"

"What can you do, doc?" pleaded the woman.

"Well first," said the doctor, "We need to get your hearing checked."

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