A patron in a fine-dining establishment notices that all of the waiters seem to be carrying an extra spoon.
When he asked his waiter, the server replied,"Well sir, we took a survey and discovered that the most commonly dropped utensil is the spoon, so when a spoon is dropped we, as waiters, are there to replace it."
The diner then noticed a string hanging down from underneath the waiter's apron; the waiter told him,"We waiters drink alot of coffee to help us keep on our toes. This results in frequent urination and the string opens up the fly, thus saving the waiter from soiling his hands and having to wash them."
Puzzled, the man asked,"But how do you get yourself tucked back into your pants?"
The server replied,"Well, I can't speak for the other waiters, but I use the spoon."