Little Timmy really wanted a bicycle. He asked his dad who said,"Things are kinda tough right now, son; your mom just lost her job and We've got a $100,000 mortgage."
The next day, dad came down the stairs to find Timmy wrestling an overstuffed suitcase out the door,"What gives,kiddo?" he asked.
"Well, I heard you an' mom last night, an' you said,'I'm pulling out!', and mom said, 'Wait! I'm coming too!',and I'll be damned if I'm gonna let you leave me with a $100,000 mortgage and no transportation!"
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