An elderly couple are sitting out on their porch enjoying their golden years. By way of small talk the husband says, "I was cleanin' the closet today and found an old shoebox with a hunnerd-twenny dollars and three soybeans innit...what's that all about?"
"I guess I can tell ya," said the wife,"Bein's we been together sixty years now,but ev'rytime I been unfaithful to ya, I put a soybean in that box."
The husband thought about this: three beans in six decades was hardly worth getting angry about at this late date. "Well what about the hunnerd-twenny bucks?"
"Everytime I'd get a bushel,I'd take 'em into town." replied the wife