A bus tale

Submitted by Mr. Lizard
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Tuesday, 24 February 2009

One day, a city bus driver drew a promotional bus for his route; advertising "Sesame Street on Ice", it had Muppets painted all around the outside and was dubbed the 'Sesame Street Bus'.

At his first stop, a massively large woman climbed wheezing onto the bus, payed her fare, went to the back of the bus, took off her shoes and socks and began to pick at her toes.

At the next stop another stout lady climbed on; she also removed her shoes and socks and picked at her toes.
The bus driver was aware of this socially unacceptable behavior, but chose to let it be.

Soon a mentally disabled lad climbed on the bus and announced. "Hi,I'm Josh, and I'm special!" Josh sat down, took off his shoes, and began to pick at his toes.

Next, a smartly dressed gentleman boarded the bus and declared,"My name is Lester Dean." Lester sat down and removed his shoes and joined the others in their orgy of toe-picking.

At this point the driver, flustered, decided to take action; he got off the bus and approached a cop to explain his dilemma.

The cop scratched his head and said, "Let me see if I got this straight: You've got two obese fattys, special Josh, Lester Dean, pickin' bunions on the Sesame Street bus?"

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