An American wanted to become Polish and heard about a surgeon who could remove 10 percent of your brain and turn you into a Polish person.
In the recovery room after the surgery, the patient asks the doctor how everything went. The Doctor advised him that he had both good and bad news for him.
The bad news was that the surgeon had slipped and had removed ninety percent of his brain instead of the ten percent but the good news was that the patient would live.
The patient cried out, "Mama Mia!!!"