A frog walks into a bank, and asks the pretty clerk "Patricia McMurdie" for a loan of £15,000.
The clerk looks obviously surprised and the frog goes on to explain. "My name is Kermit Jagger, love-child of the legendary Rocker, Mick. I need £15,000 to buy a car, and I have this little china elephant as security."
The clerk is reluctant to consider the loan, so goes to see the manager. After an explanation, the manager without hesitation, agrees to process the money transfer into Kermits account.
The clerk waves the china elephant under his nose and says "Well, what the hell is this?!"
The manager calmly replies "It's a knik-knak, Patty Mack. Give the frog a loan? His old man's a Rolling Stone!" (So very sorry...)