A black, white, and Mexican dude were standing on top of the Empire State Building enjoying the scenery until one of them started talking about which one had the longest dick.
The Mexican dude, talkin' plenty cash shit about the size of his cock, whips it out over the edge of the building, and it dropped all the way to 50th floor.
"Damn, the white dude said, that's pretty impressive."
The white dude said, "Yeah, but wait till you see this," and whips his cock out, and it hung down all the way to the 36th floor of the building.
Admiring themselves by now, the black guy walks over to the edge of the building while telling the others that they haven't seen nothing yet.
So the black guy whips out his dick and starts moving by darting back and forth.
Curious, the white and Mexican guy asked him what he was doing, and the black guy replied, "dodging traffic."