More Blond James Bond Jokes

Submitted by rfreed

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Monday, 26 January 2009

Blond bombshell Daniel Craig has survived his first outing as the super British spy and, being blond, has come back for more. In retaliation, here are more blond James Bond jokes.

Why did the blond James bond screw up all his assignments in the U.S.?
Because every time he got in a car on the right side there he couldn't find the steering wheel.

Why did the bad guy get away from the blond James Bond?
Because Bond had been ordered to shoot him between the eyes, but his back was turned.

Why did they have to change the name of the blond James Bond's boss?
Because 'M' was up too high up the alphabet for him to remember.

How did the bad guys stop James Bond from using his poison on them?
They put it in a childproof container.

Why did the blond James Bond have a car wreck?
He attached the oil slick sprayer on the front of his car instead of on the back.

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