There was once this blind man who was on a plane to Texas, he felt the seats and said "Wow, this seats are big" and the women beside him said, "everyhting is big in Texas."
When the man finally arrived in Texas, he was feeling kind of thirsty, so he went to a restaurant nearby. When he ordered his drink, the bartender placed the mug in between his hands.
He exclaimed, "Wow, these mugs are big", the man sitting beside him told him that "everything in Texas is big."
After a couple of drinks the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was, the bartnder replied, "Second door on the right."
On his way, he happened to trip and passed the door and went into the third door, which led to the swimming pool, and fell into the pool.
Scared to death, the blind man started yelling and shouting, "Don't flush, don't flush!"