Some men get along better when they're in the dark. That's the lesson to be learned, anyway, when two deaf men are talking on their coffee break about being out late the night before.
The first man signs to his friend, "My wife was asleep when I got home, so I was able to sneak into bed and not get into trouble."
"Boy, you're lucky," the second man signs back. "My wife was wide awake, waiting for me in bed, and she started swearing at me and giving me hell for being out so late."
"So, what did you do?" the first man signs.
"I turned out the light."