A husband and wife wake up to the sound of someone pounding on their front door at 3 am. The husband answers the door and standing on his doorstep is a drunk getting soaked by torrential ran.
"Heyyy! Can you (hic!) give me a push!?"
The husband is furious, noticing that the drunk's car is on his lawn.
"Are you kidding me?! It's pouring rain AND it's 3 am! I'm not going out in that! Now go away!"
He slams the door in the drunk's face and crawls back into bed, as his wife asks who it was. The husband tells her about the drunk.
"How could you not help him? Remember that nice man who gave YOU a boost last week when your battery died?"
Embarrassed, the man gets dressed, throws on a coat, and runs outside in the wind and rain.
"Are you still out there? Do you still need a push?"
"Yesh, I do!" replies the drunk.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
To which the drunk replies, "On the swing!"