A man hated his wife's cat so much that he grabbed the cat, and drove him 10 blocks away from home, dropping him off in a park.
When he got home the cat was waiting for him.
He picked up the cat, put him back in the car, and drove 25 blocks away, dropping him off on a busy highway.
When he got home, the cat was waiting for him.
Frustrated, the man grabbed the cat and drove for miles and miles for an hour, turning left and right randomly until he dropped the cat off in an unfamiliar neighbourhood.
Hours later, the man called his wife at home.
"Honey, is the cat there?"
"Yes, he is," replied the wife.
"Good! Put him on phone, because I'm totally lost and don't know how to get back home!"