Dear Stephen King

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Monday, 22 December 2008

It's amazing that my Uncle Ned's artificial heart goes right on ticking even though Uncle Ned's been dead for three days now.

You would have thought the undertaker would have taken that out, wouldn't you?

Turns out the artificial heart company paid for his funeral, but I'm still in the dark.

Are the artificial eye makers gonna start leaving one eye open? I think I'm going to send this to Stephen King.

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