A man ate way too much aspartame, and became constipated. He went to his doctor for advice. The doctor asked the man to drop his pants and bend over. What he saw amazed the doctor.
"What is it Doc? A big hemorrhoid?"
"No Sir...
How did you get those pants on? ...
What you have is a giant asteroid! I'm gong to have to call and ask NASA if they picked this up on their telescopes."
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