Why is God blamed for almost every "act of God" that the insurance companies won't pay for, and nobody get's out of shape?
But, go against the Pope, and you get crusaded or inquisitioned, or put on the wrong end of a concordat? Then you got to confess YOUR sins to HIS guys?
So that's why we got the Queen see...? It's all HER fault.
So, Pope guy, the Queen got you on on the leash boy.