My boss was completely upset with me and I knew I had to do something because a fat, lazy 59-year-old ain't gonna get a new job very easily, especially if he goofs off a lot. So I went to this voodoo lady, Madame Chickenhead and got a doll that looks just like the boss. Now every morning I smile at him and he suddenly frowns and grabs his ass.
Voodoo Job Security
Tuesday, 9 December 2008