The Difference Between Theoretically and Realistically

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Tuesday, 2 December 2008

Son : "Whats The Difference Between 'theoretically and 'realistically"

Dad : "It's hard to explain, I tell you what, ask your mum if she would sleep with the milkman for a million quid, and come and tell me what she said"

2 minutes Later

Son : "She said yes".

Dad : "Now ask your sister if she'll sleep with the coalman for £2M".

2 minutes later

Son : "She said yes".

Dad : "Thats your answer son";
"Theoretically we are sitting on £3M, but"
"Realistically we are just living with 2 slags"


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