A young couple was hot to have sex, but the good Catholic girl had to have the wedding first, in the Catholic church. Despite the young man asking to have the ceremony immediately, the priest declined until they went through the 3 stages of marital training. Still, the priest agreed to marry them if they abstained from sex during the 6 weeks of classes.
The get married, but sleep in different rooms on their honeymoon. The first class was two weeks later and the priest asked the man how it was going. "Fine so far father, separate bedrooms and all, but fine." Good, the priest responded, come on in for class.
The next class two weeks later found the young man a bit agitated. The priest asked hos things were going and the man responded, "Fine father, fine. Lots of cold showers but fine."
The final class was two weeks later and the young man couldn't look the priest in the eye. The priest said, "Young man I sense trouble, what has happened?"
With tears in his eyes the young man told the following story: "Well father, we were doing so well. Separate rooms, cold showers, but one day she bent down to pick up the butter and that was it. I lost all control."
"Tragic story my son, but of course you know that I'll have to kick you out of the church."
The man replied, "I figured that father, because the Food Market kicked us out too."