A 99-year-old man and his 97-year-old wife were celebrating their 75th wedding anniversary. He was asked if they still fooled around. He answered that they did. He smiled and said, "Back when we were in our 20's, I would take her blouse and bra off and fondle her breasts for 15 minutes.
Now, in our 90's, when I take her blouse and bra off it takes me 15 minutes just to bend down and pick her breasts up off of the floor."