A radish and an onion were driving down the street in a small car and were involved in a terrible accident.
The radish wakes up in the hospital and asks , "what happened , where am I , and where is my good friend the Onion ?"
The doctor says , "you were in a terrible accident and you are in the hospital. I have good news and bad news about your friend the Onion:
....the good news is your Onion friend is perfectly all right
....the bad news is he is going to be a vegetable the rest of his life ! "