On old salt enters a typical Scottish pub overlooking the Firth of Forth and takes the last seat at the bar looking out through the front window. He calls for a shot of Oban and grabs the bartender's sleeve.
"You see that fence along the Firth? Why I split the rails and built that fence with my own bare hands, but do they call me MacGreggor the Fence Builder?" "NO" The man pounds on the bar and drinks the shot. Bartender pours another.
"Do you see that dock out on the water? Why I laid the planks with my own bare hands but do they call me MacGreggor the Dock Builder?" "NO" He drinks and pounds the bartop again.
"And do you see this bar? Why I knew the old owner and I built and varnished it with my own bare hands but do they call me MacGreggor the Bar Builder?" "NO"
"But you fuck a goat just once....."