Not An Elephant!

Submitted by Stefano M. Stefano
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Saturday, 7 October 2017

A man was visiting the zoo when he came across a curious sign outside of a holding pen, that's being repainted by a zookeeper.

"What?! This sign says that there's a 'talking pachyderm' in there?! What's that?" asks the man.

Before the zookeeper can answer, a huge animal runs over to the edge of the enclosure and shouts at them,

"THAT'S BECAUSE I'M CALLED A 'YELLEPHANT', NOT AN ELEPHANT, YOU STUPID IDIOTS"

The man turns to the zookeeper and says, "Hm. You might want to change that to 'Rude Talking Yellephant'!"


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