Zombie/Computer Jokes with Jon

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Friday, 28 July 2017

The American zombie prefers flesh but the Chinese zombie eats fresh.

The zombie comedian killed his audience with gutsy dead pan humor.

He was courageous but lacked the guts.

He could mutter "brain" in 12 different languages, including American Sign Language.

His favorite show is Morgue and Mindy.

A zombie celebrating Thanksgiving would pass the grave-y.

He sees a doctor if he is coffin up blood.

When does a zombie cry? Only when it brains!

He had a near life experience.

The zombie had a jaw dropping moment at the mall.

My students were mortified when I plugged in a kitten into my computer, but they did the same with a mouse.

An insider told me that Apple computers are really PC's at their core.

You can now torrent a new Apple, you just need enough seeds.

There's a new clip show about it called Macintash-O.


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