Donald Trump bought a church and discovered that no one could get the bell to ring. So Trump asked the congregation for a solution.
"I can make the bell ring!" said a young boy. He jumped up and ran to the bell and ran into it with his head. The bell made a loud clang.
The congregation was elated! Trump immediately asked the young lad if he would become the church's official bell-ringer, which the boy agreed to.
One day, the boy got a good running start to ring the bell, missed, and fell off the roof and died.
The next Sunday, Trump was in the pulpit and said, "Very sad about our bell boy. I can't tell you his name, but his face sure rings a bell!"